Simon Pegg for Industria Magazine
“I have no good reason to be taking ballet lessons. Everyone’s good except for me. There are these two seven year old girls who sit next me and do the bar work and they just look at me like they hate me.”
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“I got naked with Chelsea Handler last night. I had no idea this was being filmed.” - Conan [Video]
A match made in hell.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/1dbdd860d8d2a5e6d38e6feb6a0d1ea3/tumblr_mkqng3ShOe1qdqyxho1_500.png)
“I got naked with Chelsea Handler last night. I had no idea this was being filmed.” - Conan [Video]
A match made in hell.
If Jon Snow and Harry Potter ever met
Jon Snow: You have your mother's eyes.
Harry Potter: You must be Ned Stark's bastard.
